Over the past weekend, I decided to go back and watch all of the Chucky movies, that I had heard about, but not seen. After I had seen the first film Child’s Play, I was fully aware of the fact that there was an entire series following the 1988 film, but I had no interest in exploring them. I knew or at least convinced myself, that all of the films after Child’s Play were awful, because there was a new director, and just the titles of some of them seemed so bizarre. I didn’t give them a chance back them, but now I realize that they weren’t as bad as I expected them to be, some of them were actually good, better than the first even.
So today, I will be giving my ranking of all of the films in this franchise to date from worst to best. Spoilers will follow.
8. Child’s Play 3
Third times the charm, as they say. Man this was bad. Just the foundation that this film’s plot rests on is stupid. This follows the events of 1 and 2, and Andy Barclay’s character has gotten older. But the acting from the guy who plays this character doesn’t get better. Andy goes to military school, I mean really. There really is nothing memorable about this film, nothing that enhances the character of Chucky and especially Andy. The redeeming qualities about this film is that some of the kills are cool. Cool. Not creative, cool as in I am glad that it’s there. There really is nothing special about this film, just a mindless slasher with very little enjoyment.
7. Cult of Chucky
This and Curse of Chucky share the same flaw that I really can’t stand, the characters. Once again we follow Nica, who is now confined to an asylum for the criminally insane, where psychiatrists use a therapeutic tool for group session, that toll being the good guy doll. Even when I explain the plot of this film, it seems like they are just making an excuse to throw Chucky in the story, and in some ways they are. But I wouldn’t be too mad at that if they gave Chucky more screen time. The film for the majority of it’s runtime focuses on the same character we’ve seen before, of whom isn’t all too interesting, as well as side character who serve virtually no purpose to the story and become quite the nuisance after seeing them repeatedly. Dull and boring filler, along with Andy Barclay, but way way older. Who has a severed Chucky head locked up in a safe, who acts like an evil conscious. A plethora of returning characters who bring ridiculous plot lines, that get jumbled in the most confusing and fatuous way. It has nice kills and interesting parts, but doesn’t quite succeed.
6. Curse of Chucky
The previous film was so insane, that the director tried to return to the same atmosphere of the first film, to be a lot less comical. In this film we are introduced to the new character of Nica as well as her niece and family. The entirety of this film takes place in this big house, very similar to the first one. Chucky was given enough time on screen and there were some small details that made him a little bit more creepy, like with the pupils dilating, or building tension when a character thinks he’s in one place, but in reality he’s in another. Some of the kills were executed pretty well. I respect that fact that Don Mancini tried to revive this film, to give us the same sort of feeling we felt in the beginning, but at the same time the characters aren’t too interesting. It’s not as disappointing as Cult of Chucky, but not too much of an improvement.
5. Seed of Chucky
Without a doubt the most insane and ludicrous film within the whole franchise, and that saying something, given the standard of this serious. The jokes are a lot more crass, the violence very gory, and plot beyond all logic. Chucky and Tiffany have a baby, the opening sequence being a cgi version of Chucky’s sperm going in inside Tiffany, and the baby is this non binary gender confused doll. With that in mind, I’m sure you can think of the gags and jokes created and made throughout the film. The film shows Hollywood making a film about these killer dolls, and the movie going into production. We follow Jennifer Tilly, who is played by, Jennifer Tilly. As she struggles to find new roles to get. Some have said this is the lowest point of the franchise, and admittedly I can agree to that to some degree. It’s ambitious in terms of story and it doesn’t always nail the jokes or gore that it wants to. However, this is still one of the most entertaining in the franchise. When the jokes do land, they are hilarious. Some of the violence really works, because we just simply, love these characters. Glen or Glenda, the doll offspring, is a pretty fun character. The child, makes for some very entertaining banter between Chucky and Tiffany. I know it seems like they threw all logic out the window in this film, but it still manages to be edgy, darkly funny, and gory. Those are the things fans want from this franchise, and this film serves up a healthy dose of that.
4 Child’s Play, 2019
This came out 2 years after the last feature length film, and when this was made, there was actually a Child’s Play tv show running. There is still kind of an old school feel to this, however it’s in the modern digital age, where Chucky is more or less an AI. The director uses electronic devices, like phones, tv screens, and tablets, to Chucky’s advantage. Making Chucky more of a force to be reckoned with, which was a good idea. This kid who plays Andy, isn’t nearly as good as the original, but decent enough to keep you’re attention. Aubrey Plaza is good as the mother, but not that interesting whatsoever. Mark Hamill voices Chucky, he’s no Brad Dourif, but he does a pretty fine job given the material. The kills secure that hard R rating, making them as gory as can be. Since it came out last year, that production is pretty well done, as well as the set pieces. Better than the previous one in terms of quality.
3 Child’s Play 2
Some of the sequences within the first 30 minutes are very similar to the first film. But I wouldn’t go as far to say that it’s completely derivative of it’s predecessor. A lot more focus on Andy as a character, whose mother has been sent to the insane asylum. I found his character to be way more interesting this time around. The fear of Chucky seems a lot more personal. This was the first time we’ve seen Chucky’s personality more fleshed out. He is as disturbing and funny as one would expect. This has one of, if not the best finales in the whole franchise. I would argue it’s just as entertaining and fun as the first film, and can stand on its own two feet.
2. Child’s Play
The film that started it all. We are there during the death and reincarnation of Charles Lee Ray into Chucky the murderous doll. The animatronics for Chucky, for its time period are pretty impressive. This film has the most committed and honestly best performances in the series. It’s not over the top, Catherine Hicks does a really good job playing the mother of her troubled son. The tension in this film was done nicely and very effective. The kills were fresh and exciting. Chucky felt like a serious threat to Andy, while also being completely harmless to everyone else. It’s just a fun and entertaining film that I’m glad was created.
1. Bride of Chucky
After the horrible Child’s Play 3, it seemed like someone need to turn this franchise around. Bride of Chucky went for something new and fresh, and it payed off. We are introduced to the character of Tiffany, a former lover of Charles Lee Ray. After a ritual, executed by Chucky, Tiffany is turned into a doll. The chemistry between these two is great, this duo provides a majority of the comedy in this film, and it is done in such a hilarious way. This is undoubtedly the funniest film in the franchise. The kills are wacky and clever at the same time. The evil doll couple is a great contrast of the human characters we follow, Jade and Jesse. It’s a film that’s ambitious, but manages to pull it off. It knows exactly what it is, and embraces the absurdity of the subject matter.
I have come to love this franchise, it’s far from perfect, but it’s the kind of thing I would binge with my friends, come Halloween, or any occasion for that matter. It only seems to care about impressing and entertaining it’s fans.